The Bakery Brawl | Savage Dessert Coffee Bundle (3-Pack)




The Bakery Brawl | Savage Dessert Coffee Bundle (3-Pack)
Grandma’s Recipe Box Just Got Kicked Down the Stairs.
Stop apologizing for your sweet tooth and start fueling it. The Bakery Brawl isn't a polite tea party; it’s a violent collision of the world’s most iconic desserts, roasted fresh and ground for the daily chaos.
We took the comfort food you crave and stripped away the calories, the sugar, and the guilt. What’s left is pure, unadulterated flavor fused with premium Arabica beans. This is the ultimate dessert coffee bundle for those who want their cake and want to drink it, too.
THE FIGHT CARD (What’s Inside):
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Round 1: Apple Pie a la Mode. The All-American classic with a right hook. Tart apples and warm cinnamon get smashed with a creamy vanilla finish. It tastes like a cheat day, but it’s just high-octane fuel.
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Round 2: Banana Nut Creme. Rich, heavy, and smooth. This isn't subtle. It’s a dense fusion of ripe banana flavor and toasted nuttiness that hits your palate like a velvet sledgehammer.
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Round 3: Blueberry Cinnamon Crumble. A tangled mosh pit of wild blueberries and spicy cinnamon notes. It’s the breakfast riot you didn’t know you needed.
THE SPECS:
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Profile: 0 Sugar. 0 Calories. 100% Attitude.
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Roast: Medium Roast for maximum flavor retention.
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Origin: Specialty Grade Arabica Beans.
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Status: Roasted fresh in the USA.
Silence the cravings. Brew the chaos. Win the morning.